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Yes, it's that time of year again. Thanksgiving kicks off the annual relationship freeze which lasts through the New Year. Much like government wage freezes that leave DMV workers and other civil servants with salaries stuck in 1973, the annual dating freeze cements you for three months in whatever relationship situation you happen to be in on November 15. Singles and couples everywhere can feel mid-November bearing down on them like tax day.
What does it mean? Well, if you're single and dateless, it means you're probably going it alone for the next few months. Sure, you'll have to endure 7 or 8 hours of pitying glances and *So, are you seeing anyone?* at the holiday gathering, but at least it's less agonizing than your Aunt Leona grilling you in front of grandpa about your sex life, or the new hottie you met on the Internet last week. |
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The whole scene is quite DRAMATIC.
The masses are slaves to this drama of the senses. The drama, the excitement, is intoxicating. Amongst the very FEW who are not pleased with this, NO ONE EVEN DARES to challenge the masses, since the frenzy is so intense, they would probably be MAULED by the MASSES for challenging them. There is no one there with enough GUTS or RESPECT to challenge what’s going on. Not until MOSES descends down from the mountain, as he witnesses the scene from above and holds two stone tablets in his arms. The tablets contain LOGIC, they contain BOUNDARIES to our animal nature. Things like “though shall not kill” and “not coveting thy neighbor’s wife”, etc. |
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